A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern furiously
> pounding shots of whiskey. His friend happens to come into
> the bar and sees him.
>
> "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've
> known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take
> a drink before. What's going on?"
>
> Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass,
> the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
>
> He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
>
> "But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
>
> The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot
> eyes, smiles and then slurs, "Not anymore... He is!"