One morning the husband returns after
several hours of fishing and decides to take
a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, and
reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, ( thinking ,
'Isn't that obvious ? ')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he
informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you
with sexual assault ,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the
game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.