and you lot are just starting your day --lol
Just got back from collecting my motorhome from repairers , 2 months from when the top blew off, just as well i didn't have to live in it while waiting.
so now i'm going to hop off to bed like a good little mouse same as the one in pic ----another oddity in oz



A Northern Territory bloke is drinking in a Brisbane pub when he gets a call on his phone...

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 25 kg.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25kg, but the Northern Territory man just shrugs...

"That's about average in he Top End, fella's...like I said - he's a typical Territory baby boy."

Two weeks later, the Territory bloke returns to the pub. The Publican asks,

"Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25kg at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks...so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "17kg."

The Publican is puzzled, and concerned.. "What happened? He was 25kg the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the Publican and proudly says,

"Had him circumcised"

and on that note i'm off