---------- Hoping you have read part one and know the character------------

------------------------PETER THE BUTCHER-----------------------------------
PART 2

T'was a Saturday, done the usual things , down the pub in the morning for a beer and a natter with my mates-- placed my bets on the gee gees spent the afternoon with the wife and kids, getting done what has to be done around the house so come Sunday we all go out as a family.
9Pm sitting down watching tv------phone rings and I answer--- its Pete and it goes like this,

Peter --Kevin, Kayes away and I need help,----- straight away by the tone of his voice I know he's as full as a bull

Me ---how can I help Pete

Peter---i need a woman

ME—well what the bloody hell do you expect me to do about it , your drunk –go to bed you silly bastard –i'll see you tomorrow

Peter---am not -ok see ya

9.20pm –phone rings- Peter again

Peter -she's jake mate –rang an agency –there gonna send a girl around.

ME----good for you lol –thanks for telling me GOODNIGHT AGAIN and hang up.

10 pm ---phone rings I answer and its Pete again

Peter--- she not here yet Kev wish they'd hurry

ME – well you'll just have to wait mate and i'm going to bed see ya –and hang up.

11 pm Just dozing off ---bloody phone rings -i answer and sure enough its Pete.

Peter ---( drunk as a skunk ) Kev the agency just rang and said their running late but will attend to me shortly , wish they'd hurry

ME-- (after a few choice words) GOODNIGHT PETER
Back to bed

Midnight ---phone rings and yes its pete again

Peter---she's been Kev

ME—good for you Pete perhaps I will be able get some bloody peace now

Peter –yeah anyhow when she got here I told her ----its too late now I helped meself.

Me --- hung up


and thats me mate