Recently seen at the window of our bathroom is this thing , we are worried and wonder if its a camera spying on us .

Its only about as big as a thumbnail , white , with centre hole (camera?) surely nothing that goes on in our bathroom is classified , but then sounds are often heard along with moaning and groaning , could be spooks .

Could it be a Peeping Tom?, getting his kicks , Cath is not taking any chances , she pulls the cartains across. Me ! I,ve got nothing to worry about , so I give it the finger.

Its been there 4 days now, unmoving, whether its there every night I dont know, cant see it , but its quick, cause its there as soon as you switch on the light.

This is what Cath has written about the thing

I know hes sitting looking
cause I can clearly see
when I have a shower
or when I go to pee

I cannot call a policeman
cause I know they ll only say
go outside your window
and flick the perv away


Its a snail , one of those that completey cover wooden posts each summer , reckon this one got lost