There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
 The first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm
 Gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.
 
 "Why you gonna wear dem of?" the other two asked. The first replied,
 "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a Conefield, dey gonna find me first."
 
 The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant Orange panties."
 
 Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The second lady answered,
 "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in The oshun, dey can see me first."
 
 The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties......
 "What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
 
 The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
 Ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
 Always look of DA black box first."