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Laughs Still

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Whatever you give a woman,she will make greater. If you give her a house she will give you a home,if you give her groceries she will give you a meal, if you give her a smile ,she,ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap,be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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LETTER FROM ELLY


Us old folks are worth a fortune - silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old girl; I'm seeing five gentlemen everyday.
As soon as I wake, will power helps me out of bed, then I go to my Lou. Next it's time for Uncle Toby to come along, followed by Billy Tea. They leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays with me the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker. What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
PS. The preacher came to call the other day. He said, "At my age I should be thinking about the here after". I told him, "Oh, I do all the time, no matter where I am, if I'm in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself, 'Now, what am I here after?'"
If you don't think this is amusing - wait till you get old!!
Elly V3435

posted on June 21, 2009 5:40 PM ()

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