The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

Wrong order

A couple went to the local Chinese restaurant for meal and after looking through the menu decided to have Lemon Chicken and special fried rice.
The meal came on a silver tray with an ornate lid.
On lifting the lid the couple were shocked to see two eyes peeking at them.
They replaced the lid, for a few seconds then raised it again only to see the same two eyes peeking at them again.

After several tries they finally called the waiter over and asked what was going on with their meal and what the eyes were doing in their meal.
The waiter raised the lid and said.

Oh, so solly cook make mistake with order .
He give you peking duck

Now after all that have a great day