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Life & Events > Laugh ------- Just in Case Your Feeling Old
 

Laugh ------- Just in Case Your Feeling Old

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing!!!


This is your captain speaking
After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!'

Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled,
'by Jaysus you should see the back of mine!'

posted on June 26, 2009 5:39 PM ()

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