One way of raising funds for good deeds is by fines, members misbehaving any thing you can think of etc , sometimes you have to call witnesses which can be costly , and of course you have to be upstanding (MOCK COURT ,more costs so that will give you some idea what goes on.
This night not long after be coming a regular at the pub, Bruce was talking about a big doo coming up at his lodge and asked me if i was a member , yes i replied and proved it, anyhow as it turned out i was the only one of us who was able to take the chair when asked, and got a reputation of being the hanging judge the way i took em to the cleaners.
On this particular night , along with Bruce, Bones and Snifter we were out visiting another lodge introducing Ken who was being raised and also inviting their members to to the ceremony, business finished, surprised! i was asked to take the chair which i did.
Fined all i could get away with plus a few more, paid for the singing, all in all i enjoyed it, when ever i had to pay up i would tell the constable i had left my money where i had been sitting and told him to take it from there.
When i vacated the chair and got back to my seat, found all my money gone, big Bruce with a smile on his face told me they had donated it, seems every time i pinched them they were using mine to pay with , the constable said you gave him permission so every time he came over we told him to help himself -----Yeah I did , but not for all of them
moral --- never put your money on the table ------especially when Big Bruce is around
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