if you don't want to be a drongo ave a screw at these and ave a practice first

HOW MUCH CAN A KOALA BEAR?
Australians may well be the laziest nation in the world when it comes to speaking.  Any words containing more than three syllables are chopped in half and an ‘O’ is added on the end.  For example Afternoon becomes Arvo, Ambulance becomes Ambo and Bottle Shop becomes Bottlo.  Easy, isn’t it?
This list should help you get by in almost any conversation:
 
 
aggro. Aggravation, bother, belligerence, aggressiveness, aggression.   
ambo. Ambulance.
arvo. Afternoon.
Aussie. Australian.
bangers. Sausages.   
barbie. Bar-b-q
barney. Argument 
beaut.  as in “You beaut.” If something is considered good
big smoke. The city.
billabong. A waterhole.
billy. Container for boiling tea. 
bloke. Man.
blowy. Blow fly
bludger. Lazy person
blue. A row, quarrel, fight, as in We had a blue.
Bluey. Nickname for a redhead. How about that?
Blue bottle. A blue jelly fish shaped like a bottle. 
bonza. Excellent, attractive, really great. 
bottlo, bottle shop. Liquor store.
box. A crate of 24 beers. See slab and case
bunyip. A fictitious rabbit
bush telegraph. The local gossip network.
bush. Country, as in the bush (the country) and go bush (leave the city).
bushed. Extremely tired.
butt. Buttocks, bottom, also cigarette.
cadge. Impose on another's generosity, also borrow without intent to repay.
cadger. One who cadges.   
case. A crate of 24 beers. See slab and box
chips. Potato chips or crisps
chinwag. A chat, conversation.
chook. Chicken.
cobber. Mate, friend. .
codger. Bloke, man, especially elderly and a little odd, as in silly codger.
corker. Something striking or astonishing, or something very good of its kind.
corroboree. Aboriginal assembly or gathering of festive, sacred or warlike character.
crook. Sick, ill, as in He's crook.
Damper.  Camp fire bread cooked in the bush   
digger. Australian soldier, especially one who served in World War I.
ding.Dent,A damaged section of a car, bike, surfboard, etc. There are other meanings.
dinki-di. Also dinky-di. See fair dinkum
dinkum. True blue, real, genuine.
Dirty Coathanger.  nickname for the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
drongo. Slow-witted or stupid person.
dunny. An outside toilet.
durry. cigaretee
ear basher. Someone who talks too much   

and this is only down to the E---thought i would split it up a bit don't want to tax ya too bloody much at once