This post is an oldie, but a goodie that I wrote a year ago today on that old site we won't mention here.

Anyway, jjoohhnn was so taken by this post that he apparently has never forgotten it and even made a small reference to it in his recent post "Valentine's Day is Fast Approaching."

Jjoohhnn, this one's for you my friend!

Steak and a...WHAT?!
Originally posted 2/13/07


Ok ladies! As you all know, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. For those of you who have a very special some one poised to lavish you with flowers, candy, expensive dinners, perhaps some lingerie and for the very lucky, jewelry, I want you to stop for just a moment and think. I want you to think of this person and the great amount of effort and money they are about to expend on you and remember that this day all women look forward to is often very difficult for men to prepare for.

Women, by nature, are high maintenance whether we realize it or not. We require a great deal of affection, attention and reassurance that we matter to those we love just as much as they matter to us. It’s part of the reason why friendships amongst women are so important. We understand this often subconscious need.

Men, however, are relatively simple. The fact men use fewer words in a day than women to express themselves is proof of this.

So as you think of the great efforts they have gone through for you, please think of thanking your man in “Man Terms.” This does NOT mean saying “Thanks,” rolling over and going to sleep. Nor does it mean giving him a high-five with a slap on the ass. It means that your man should get a day all his own! And as luck would have it there is a WHOLE website dedicated to promoting this very special “Man Day.”

Ladies, I give you Steak and A Blowjob Day!

That’s right, I said Steak AND a blowjob! A day to be celebrated on March 14, which should give you all plenty of time to prepare. Hey, let’s face it – those are the 2 things most men would love to have ANY day of the week. But to have them BOTH on the SAME DAY!? Just think of how special your man would feel!

I know I may be single and won’t be getting any special treatment tomorrow. But if I were, I can assure you Steak and A Blowjob Day would be NOOOO problem. Personally I’m all for it!

So go forth ladies and give your men a day that’s as special to them as Valentine’s Day is you all!