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Sorry... you are wrong... everywhere else in the world the date would be 14/3...
only the USA decided to go month, day year, instead of the logical; day, month year.
so it's all pi in the sky.

This is a load of rubbish. Humans cannot evolve. we are the product of millions of years of evolution. we can't even change the way we think or behave, let alone 'evolve' into a species that can exist happily in a hot, dry, storm-tossed planet.. As for this god = consciousness = everything crap... come on! We live in a physical world, not a dream world of ethereal 'consciousness'. Some life forms have consciousness. most life forms do not. the most numerous forms of life and the basis of all life are bacteria. they are not conscious! the word 'conscious' has a specific meaning and when would-be gurus start altering meanings to suit their own brand of spiritualistic nonsense, you should be very wary. Because the USA is blocking progress towards reducing global warming, we are going down the gurgler. Only a firm grip on reality will get us out of trouble. Haven't you all had enough of your inglorious leaders flirtation with his god? His assertion that he is doing his god's will? That the USA is god's love-child and immune from the problems of the rest of the planet? No wonder 90% of USA citizens believe in extra terrestrials, invisible gods and heavens and hells, the effectiveness of prayer... even when inescapable facts such as visibly rising sea levels stare you in the face, they don't set your brain cells working -- you flee into a mad world of spirits and consciousness. There's no hope.

Too late!!! I decided to clean my laptop keyboard and applied the vacuum cleaner to suck out all the crumbs and stuff - unfortunately, half of the keys popped off and ended up in the dust bag too.

How did you get a photo of my turtle car? Martin must have sent it.

I once went up wearing rubber thongs and they became lodged in the 'teeth' at the top, crunched up, and jammed the works.
It's possible the rate of heart attacks would drop if all elevators and escalators were stopped.

What a ####### con-name! The Counterfeiters is the title of one of my favourite books by Andre Gide... How dare they use it for a second rate film!!!!

Ah so! Now we have the true reason you escaped to the mountains... you know. as the rest of the world does, that Florida will be under water in our lifetime. Actually, it is worse than you state. A 2 degree rise in global temperature is irreversible. we have but ten years to halt the rise. the ice shelf melting that last year the UN scientists thought would take 25 years, happened in only 2.5 years. immediate action is imperative. So... what did our glorious leaders do at Bali last year? they deferred decisions until late 2009. Why? because the USA put a spanner in the works. They only agreed to come on board eventually, because when one delegate said, Either help us or get out of the way, the entire room full of delegates and observers erupted in cheers. If all is lost, the USA is solely to blame.

You're old, Martin. And maturing like a ripe old cheese. Can't stand raw fish either.

Another W for you to worry about surely is het weer. As the seas rise and storms increase the position of below sea level Holland becomes ever more precarious. I remember in 1951, I think it was, around that time anyway, we all took cans of food to school to send to the Netherlands because of the devastating floods caused by breaches in the commission accompanied by terrible storms. Two years ago a dutch commmission found that essential maintenance of dykes had not been done... I hope that has been rectified. We learned last night that the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets are melting much faster than expected and last time Greenland was free of ice, the seas rose 4.5 metres... hope you can swim.

As Bernard Shaw said -- and I agree: - "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can't teach, criticise."

The problem with plastic is they blow into the sea and are eaten by turtles who think they're jellyfish, so the turtles are nearly extinct. and cows eat them and die. Make yourself a calico bag and take it shopping.

I looks a bit odd stuck upon those perambulator wheels -- sort of like a big baby carriage... has it got the same old suspension so you get sea sick going round corners? Get plenty of sleep and stop worrying about exams... that is counterproductive... stress makes you worse not better. aren't caramel bars fattening? how do you clean your teeth afterwards?

Gotcha... It hadn't sunk in that it was only phone sex... You see, I've been a stripper and live sex performer in clubs and private parties since I was fifteen, and was imagining it was face to face stuff sometimes with people who hadn't realised what was going to happen -- like in a club scene. Live shows are easy because there's the feedback from the audience, but I can't imagine how you think of things to say after a while. Keeping the tension up is a real art if you've only got words. Do you write scripts that you can refer to if you 'dry'? I think it is hilarious that people will pay to be verbally abused... poor things. I imagine it is worse in the USA because of all the religion that makes everyone feel so guilty all the time for simply having natural sexual thoughts. I didn't mean to sound critical... I was simply slow witted.

It was a pretty crappy movie, I thought -- slushy and sentimental.
I didn't really get what the Bishop was objecting to... what would he have preferred? realism?

An interesting man, he 'dresses' to the right. Most of us hang left.