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Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato
had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married,
and had a little sweet potato,
which they called 'Yam.'
Of course,
they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time,
they told her about
the facts of life.
They warned her about
going out
and getting half-baked,
so she wouldn't get
accidentally mashed,
and get a bad name
for herself like
'Hot Potato,'
and end up with a bunch
of Tater Tots
Yam said not to worry,
no Spud would get her
into the sack and make
a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand
she wouldn't stay home
and become a
Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty
of exercise so as not
to be skinny like her
Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe,
Mr and Mrs. Potato
told Yam to watch out
for the hard-boiled guys
from Ireland.
And the mybloggers guys
from France called
the French Fries.
And when she went out west,
to watch out for the Indians
so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay
on the straight and narrow
and wouldn't associate
with those high class
Yukon Golds, or the ones
from the other side
of the tracks who advertise
their trade on all
the trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'
Mr. and Mrs Potato sent
Yam to Idaho P.U.
(that's Potato University< SPAN style="COLOR: #008000">)
so that when she graduated
she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did
for her, one-day Yam
came home and announced
she was going to marry
Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato
were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't
possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just......
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