IT was entertainment nite at the rest home.Claude,the hypnotist, told > each and every one he was going to hypnotize them. He took out a > beautiful antique gold watch. "I want each of you to keep your eyes on> this beautiful watch It's a vey special watch It's been in my> family for 6 generations" he began to move the watch back and forth > slowly "watch the watch,watch the watch.watch the watch" Hundreds of > pairs of eyes followed the watch. The crowd became mesmerized. Back > and forth,back and forth. Suddenly the watch slipped from the > hypnotist fingers ,fell to the floor shattering into a hundred pieces." SHIT ",> said the hypnotist. It took 3 days to clean upthe> room