I really had a giggle at this:
pa.press.net
Monday, 06 April 2009
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Player penalised for breaking windPlayer penalised for breaking wind
A referee ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league football game after an opposition player "broke wind" as the ball was kicked.
The referee also gave the player a yellow card for the noise which was classed as "ungentlemanly conduct".
But Chorlton Villa, who conceded a goal on the second take, went on to win the match 6-4 against International Manchester FC at Turn Moss in Stretford, Manchester.