Cowboy and Indian

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he
looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.
The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?"
The Indian replied, "Many moons."

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Spelling Drills


A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher
asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says,
"Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell
before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks,
"Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."

"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"

Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore." ===============================================================

Who Enjoys Sex More?

Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man
or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then
interrupts:
"Listen you guys. You know when your ear itches and you put in your little
finger and wiggle it around for awhile? Afterward, which feels better,
your finger or your ear?"
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Letter Home



A college student wrote a letter home:

Dear folks,

I feel miserable cause I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.



Your son,



Marvin



P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it.I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.



A few days later, he received a letter from his father:



Dear Son,

Good news!

Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!




This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications

.Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.