Childhood Diseases

Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed
together for the first
time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted
and discolored. "What
happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease
called tolio." "Don't you
mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed
his pants and revealed
an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she
asked. "Well, I also
had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only
affects the knees." When
he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you
also had smallcox!"