A new 2009 Totem Poll found that 70 percent of right wing conservatives are going to hell. An evangelical preacher Jacob Shyster said that 30 percent won’t go there because they don’t know they’re lying and claimed they’re just dumb. However that number could rise he said if they find out the truth and still lie. One person interviewed James Turner when asked about Obama as president said, “I have no problem with colored people, I just don’t think they should be president”. Jacob said it’s hard to say if this example will lead to hell. He also said that the 70 percent number may be inflated because another compelling problem is some of these people could just be classified as just plain nutty. Can people be held responsible as a result of mental derangement? Consequently, these numbers may not reflect a definitively accurate poll. Preacher Shyster said, “Let’s face it, this is quite a cast of characters.”







A former White House Staffer claims that George W. Bush is gay. He claims that Bush showed too much passion in he relations with Saudi Arabia. Edward Clemmons said he felt uncomfortable with the constant kissing Bush was doing on his visits to Saudi Arabia as well as when they visited the United States. “To me it seemed like he couldn’t wait for them to get off the plane to greet them kiss them and the walk hand in hand…it just gave me the creeps.” He also questioned his relationship with his Attorney General “it seemed like he’s do anything for Alberto and I believe it was because he was the key character that would keep him out of jail…I mean they made goo goo eye contact every time they met.” Clemmons is the first person to raise this gay issue about Bush.






Some Republicans are rethinking their Health Care strategy. With an eye on their aging base, they know they’re going to have to do more to keep them alive. However by providing better access to Health Care with a preventive measure will cost more money? It became more evident at their Tea Parties that their base is on its last leg unless they can keep them alive. This reverses their idea that if they do nothing more people will die and with them off the face of the earth, Health Care costs will decline with less people having the opportunity to live. They now may have to rethink this strategy.



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