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My Horoscope
"Expanding your horizons? More like taking them to their limits. If it's new, you want to know about it. If it's different, you're dying to experience it. You're all about exploration and innovation right now -- not to mention having the maximum amount of fun possible. You're also so charming that people can't help but smile as they witness you and your madcap search for adventure."
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Now normally I don't even look at these things, but I had to laugh at it. Me? Adventure? The only adventure I get is running to the bathroom or going to a cool and new website. lol! Me? Charming? Bwahahahaha! Again, charming for me, might be putting toilet paper around a seat cover in a public restroom! lmao! Also, the only exploring that I plan on doing, is trying to find the snooze button on the alarm clock in the morning!!
If that is what my horoscope means, then it's 100% right!
Keep the clothes on that you slept in. Don't unlock the door today. If the phone rings, hide. Whatever you do this morning, don't pick up anything sharp.