Some criminals just aren’t very bright. Such was the case with an Indiana man who was apparently so hard up for cash that he knocked off a lemonade stand. “The guy came up and was, like, ‘Give me your money’,” said one of the girls running the stand. The crook’s haul wasn’t exactly a big one—he took $17.50 and started running. What he didn’t expect was that one of the girls would give chase. “I was shocked,” she said later. “It was just my immediate reaction to chase after him.” When the thief courageously ducked inside a nearby home, the girl called police, who then spent nearly an hour talking the man out of the house. He eventually surrendered and was charged with felony robbery. My guess is that his fellow inmates are going to make a habit of taking his lemonade money at lunchtime.