"When you don't know where to start... Go back to the beginning" (Albert Soady, Escanaba in Da Moonlight.


So here we go again. Hanging out with Big Jeff and his baby girl when I learn Oombutu has migrated here from Blogster. Well Hell, why should I stick around if I can't contribute to the atmosphere here and generally annoy Big Chris.

The Big Crew (as the circle of friends just call each other) is something best left described by Big Chris. If he begins bringing over his old posts from the previous Blog site, it is a series of informative articles of interest to no one in particular but make for a fascinating read.

This is actually quite fortuitous for myself as I am starting a new phase of getting off my ass and getting on with my life.

So... yeah... Birthday approaching and feeling the age. (only 33 but I feel damn old so what)

Like Big Chris, I will probably re-post some of my old articles that I liked and feel worthy of keeping, some will go the way of Dodo and I will deny their existence.

But its a fresh start and time for some new inspiration.

So stay tuned

There will be laughs... You may not find it as funny but I'll be laughing

There will be tears... Also probably from laughing at what others will comment on.

There will be fatness aplenty... But I am working on that and no I don't mean PHAT. I am jumpin' huge.

As I sign off Big Jeff's little girl just detonated the most impressive fart I've ever heard from an infant.

I am no father and willingly admit to very little experience with babies, but if she's got her mother's eyes, then she definately inherited her daddie's colon. Phew!