Every now and then we all need a release. Some may exercise, (I should) some may sing or dance, (got no rhythm, but I got pipes), I like to express my inner daemons in the spoken or written word.

Everything I do it seems is service oriented. I've been told I have a great speaking voice and that I sound so professional on the phones. I run gaming tournaments for kids, where I have to teach or correct them. At these times, everything isn't really restrained as it is natural to me to be calm. But I love my friends for allowing me to shed all signs of maturity when we get to hang out.

Understand, I like to imagine myself a nice person, but everybody has to cut loose and blow off some steam now and again. I find I speak, not so much with a complete gutter mouth, but with an ethereal smattering of smut.

I am not one who makes references to your mother (OK, not without agreement on both sides of rules, and conduct), girlfriends, lack thereof, etc.

My speech uses swearing to a high degree when I am relaxed. I can arc-light a conversation with F-bombs without batting an eye. Like Billy Connolly said, "There is a staccato beat to it... kinda like scat... do dat dat de doo fuck fuck".

But here on the net, I find it easier to express and enjoy, even though I will read my posts some time after writing them, and wonder where that came from.

And I live for the original turn of phrase. I mean you can swear all you want, but to be original is something to be treasured and appreciated.

I want to sound epic, but there has to be some earthy humor to it as well.

I never speak or write with intent to offend, (although I am quite aware, someone, somewhere has read my posts and thinks what a complete shit I must be) but for me, if I am flowing onto the page, it matters not where it leads, so long as it goes somewhere.


Awwwwww shit... That'll do for now, I am starting to ramble...

Me no want offend, just have fun.... *grunt* (scratching)

I'll write something more constructed after sleep

Goodnight out there whoever you are.