I'm new here...I've heard alot about how fun this site can be & thought I'd check it out. My name is a disease my Mom created for anything U can catch she didn't know the name of! example: "Don't touch that or you'll get the -------!!" I can't even enter my name because spell-check can't identify it! It's like having my critical mother right here in my computer..GREAT!

I'm a free-lance artist and poet and I love to make people laugh until they cry or spew drinks out their noses which I have become a success at...one of my few success stories!

Hope to hear from somebody soon! "A good laugh a day keeps the doctor away!"