So God say to Abraham, "Kill me a son."
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on."
God say, "No."
Abe say, "Whut?"
God say, "Well Abe, you do what you want, but the next time you see me comin', you better run."
Abe say, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God say, "Out on highway. . . 61."