My gym had a xmas party Sunday and I won the raffle. It's an $80 Complimentary Hair Color Certificate. That got a big laugh from my friends at the "senior" table. Actually, my head of hair is about the only thing that's intact after all these years and I like the silver gray color.

The business card attached to the certificate says she's an "International European Hair Design Color Correction Specialist Master Stylist" ( ... and, so, what do you do for a living?).

I haven't decided what to do with the certificate. It's becoming a dilema. I woke up at 3 a.m. It's 4 now and I can't sleep thinking about it.

A neighbor I like has a terrible looking head of hair. I suppose that would be insulting to give it to her.

Well, they say not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Maybe I'll wait a couple of months for my hair to get longer and then get one of those frosted jobs. I saw Rod Stewart on TV last night. He has kept his huge head of hair and doesn't look all that bad.