Ordinary As They Come

Got news for ya, chico. 3 month layoff from writing up here, it ends now.

Prepare to be jacked.

Thanks for showing up Friday night or Saturday, F---Stain.

You are such a punk #####. Your bitchness is exceeded only by the punkness which is your bitchness medium.

I'll be there in 3 days.

Maryanne. Never. I could never get into her the way a lot of guys did. I was 100% straight up Ginger-holic. And I don't think it was just the evening gowns (Which I LOVE), I think it has to do with the soft camera focus. Just like every girl that Captain Kirk ever got to kiss, ginger managed to find the lighting on the island that would provide the soft camera focus. God almighty I'm gonna have to go find myself some old episodes right now.

There is nothing better than a foursome, none of which are good golfers, with a cooler of brew and 6 hours to kill. Hot dogs at the turn, peein' in the woods, and waiting all day for just that one shot that doesn't stink so bad.

I love golfing, but it isn't a sport. It's a skill.

The most difficult thing to do in professional sports is to hit a major league fastball.

Calling golf a sport is like calling knitting a sport. It's just not there. However, it's the only activity where I can walk around for 4 hours drinking beer and doing something with even a tiny bit of competition.

It also has one of the smallest margins of error of any type of physical skill. In baseball or football, it's a game of inches. With golf, it's a game of millimeters.

Good God. Jim, covered in mud. I may stab myself in the face. You better watch it or I will post pictures of myself working out without a shirt on.

The biggest problem I have with gaspumps is the pre-pay slow down period when you get within 50 cents of your pre-pay amount. It takes 5 minutes to go from 0.00 to 19.50, then another ten to go from 19.50 to 20.00.

I postulated, and still hold fast on the belief is that oil companies are trying to get people to leave at 19.75, leaving 25 cents worth of paid but un-pumped gas in the machine. Simply because it's so GD aggravating.