<font color="purple" all the worl really needs is a good joke or two. heres a dirty joke my bff told me.:

Girl and guy meet up and girl takes guy home with her

Girl: i wanna have sex but my little brother sleeps in the bunk under mine so we'll have to use code names. Lettuce means faster, tomato means harder

so they get in the bunk and start having sex and going through the code names                    "lettuce,tomato,lettuce tomato..."

and the little brother wakes up and says

"guys you need to stop making sandwiches up there; youre getting mayonaisse all over me."