MyBloggers Ladies: Lookin’ Fer a Fling?


MyBloggers ladies, are you looking for a date? A fling? A meaningless, wholly anonymous, cheap tryst involving a giant vat of Country Crock margarine, eight rolls of Reynold’s Wrap and a chipmunk? Howzabout a drunken cat-fight? You are so in luck. Meet Ed Gordon.




Stats:
• Site: https://christiancrosstalk.blogspot.com/
• Married (or so he claims)
• Registered Nurse (or so he claims)
• Self-described student of religions both formally and on his “own”
• Christian (or so he claims)
• Non-smoker
• Cat-lover
• He sports an uncanny resemblance to Ken:

Yes, Ken. Ken, as in, “Barbie and Ken”:



Edward Gordon is the brains behind a page on Blogger that actually attracts more comments than spam. He is popularly known in atheist blogging circles as “Crazy Ed” because the boy is as confused as a cow on Astroturf. Mr. Gordon’s Christian Cross Talk has infuriated the atheist community on Blogger to the point that Ed may have to take it down which would make many an atheist folk happier than a gopher in soft dirt. The atheist posse at Blogger wants to skin ‘im good.

I admit to sparring with the imperishable Mr. Gordon on a number of occasions. He is incredibly pig-headed, a complete ignoramus and the goddamn funniest blogger that I have had the pleasure of debating online. I am now completely enthralled with Mr. Gordon. You see, it took me a month and many down-n-dirty sparring matches to figure out that Crazy Ed’s Christian Cross Talk is a spoof blog.


Quotes from Crazy Ed:

Barbie: Would you rather have a not so bright Christian leading the country, or a smart atheist?
Mr. Gordon: I’ll go with the not so smart Christian.
Atheists have no solid moral base to stand on - they change their idea’s of what is morally permissible with science or politics. This is due to a lack of objective truth (God) and no sense of ultimate justice for our wrong doings. No matter how smart the world thinks an atheist is, remember he is in reality, insane.

Mr. Gordon: The only thing I don’t like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don’t think that’s right. We know the only true translation is the 1600’s version in English…..It’s too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in… and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.

Mr. Gordon: Well, the universe is pretty objective. I can’t really prove to you the universe exists, but there you go.

Mr. Gordon: Science can prove nothing it is just backed up with evidence which is backed up with more evidence.

Mr. Gordon: I’m not brainwashed! It’s you who’s brainwashed by reality!

Mr. Gordon: Atheists are smart but mean!