With the upcoming Presidential election in the United States and a possible federal Election here in Canada i started thing about what i would do if i was named King of North America. So here are some of the things that i would promise to do.

Reduce the speed of light-it is going way too fast and it might hurt someone

Provide higher education-build taller schools

English,French,Spanish and illiterate as the 4 official languages of North America so that any idiot can grow up to be president, Oops, someone already did that.

All sidewalks will be made of foam rubber thereby reducing the number of drunks hurting themselves when they fall

Turn the White House and Parliament buildings into giant beer halls--more work would probably get done then

Lastly i would abdicate as i would not want to be leader of any continent that would be foolish enough to have me as their leader!