Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a
Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you
decide.

The answer can be found by posing the
following question:

#You're walking down a

deserted street with your
wife

and

two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic

Terrorist with a huge
knife

comes

around the corner, locks
eyes with you,

screams obscenities,
praises

Allah, raises the

knife, and charges at
you.

You are carrying a

Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP,
and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds

before he reaches you and
your family. What

do

you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND

THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's

Answer :

Well, that's not enough
information to answer the question!

Does

the man look poor or
oppressed?

Have I ever done anything
to him that

would inspire

him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife

think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing
the gun like a club

and knock

the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say
about

this situation?

Does the pistol have
appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message

does this send to society
and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be

happy with just killing
me?

Does he defin itely want
to kill me, or would

he be

content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his
knees and hold

on, could my

family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call

9-1-1?

Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes,
have

paint and weed day and

make this happier,
healthier street that

would

discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!
I need to

debate this with

some friends for few days
and try to come to a

consensus.

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Republican's

Answer:

BANG!

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.........

Redneck's
Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG !

Click..... (Sounds of
reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice
grouping, Daddy! Were those

the

Winchester 

Silver Tips or Hollow
Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the
next

one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't
taking that to the Taxidermist