CALLING ON ALL SUPER VILLAINS,
WHO IS CAUSING THIS HEAT WAVE?
ITS HOT HERE IN THE BATCAVE!
IS THIS ANOTHER PLOT TO BRING GOTHAM CITY TO ITS KNEES?
IS IT YOU CATWOMAN I KNOW YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME?
IT COULD BE THE PENGUIN TRYING TO GET ME BACK TO BATTLE ME IN THE ARCTIC.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE MR. JOKER
OR A RIDDLE MR RIDDLER
THIS HEAT WAVE IS MAKING ME SWEAT IN MY BATSUIT.
I AM GOING TO CALL MR. FREEZE UP TO HELP ME.
HE IS A COOL DUDE AND I AM SURE THAT HE WILL HELP ME COOL OF GOTHAM
SINCERELY,
BATMAN
Maybe you ought to have someone design a new improved BATSUIT that is short sleeved and has short shorts!
~from your friendly neighborhood Sun