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1. You will find the pot at the end of the rainbow.
2. It will be filled with stuff.
3. You will throw the stuff away.
4. Only to find the rusted remnants are worth a fortune.
5. All your friends want to kill you.
6. You will run from them to parts unknown.
7. You will meet a princess in parts unknown.
8. Unfortunately since it’s parts unknown, so is she.
9. You will run away from her before you’re trapped.
10. But, you will be found by her father in parts known.
11. He will catch you and do unspeakable things.
12. A midget who is running from Holly will help you.
13. He will lead you to the land of little people.
14. You will be revered as a big people.
15. Big people are not always lucky.
16. They will expect miracles, that you can’t produce.
17. Woe is you.
18. You must escape again --- Walmart Greeter!
19. You greet the exact wrong person.
20. She’s a toad in disguise.
You kiss her and live happily as a toad.
