Reluctant Hillbillie

Ohh GAWD it’s still ONLY Tuesday, isn’t it.

Then again, one more sleep then it’s a day off for meee.

HaHa fer a minute there I thought the lid must have been left off the mixer…

The bags are fabulous!

Had a one-night stand.

May EVERYTHING continue as it has been.

Bravo. Bravo.

I have no doubt, that whatever your ERS decides to accomplish in life, she will do so with much cheering and support from her Granny [or whatever she calls you]…unlike my BadGranny who thought I would always be a “wicked little girl”……I sure showed HER, no longer am I little. HA!!

Raised Church of England…dunno what that equates to in other countries. My mother was a Sunday School teacher…yeah so that was a lot of fun knowing every bloody Sunday morning I had to “waste” part of my day inside when I could have been out playing and such.

When having to attend Church on those *special* days like Easter and Christmas I spent most of the what felt like hours gazing at the Church windows. All those glorious stained windows. I remember the droning-on of the bloke out the front in a dress and having to rise to pretend to sing and kneel on the knee boards to pretend to pray.

Although I did Thank Gaaawd when we moved from that town. My mother never resumed her religious vocation with us. Think my Dad had a bit to do with that.

Oh hell…think I need a post of my own. Maybe...

HaHa maybe you should start shooting a nail gun back. Like at his head.

I have to admit I’d go through the whole wallet first. I’m a bit snoopy.

Oh I wouldn’t be embarrassed about BoneyM Marg. I like to get my boogie on too.

Oh. You're lonely? Really??...

So being slightly out of the loop I have a few quick ??’s.

…J is co-owner with your R?

…enough of a mansion that you may not have to see this girlfriend, too much?


Hm. Okay she gives him kitty and so therefore she gets doggy.

No doubt in more ways than one…oh hush me.

Ut Oh. So now yer gunna be one of those people I think are talking tah moi when I’m out shopping… “Sorry? What??”

She is really concerned AND just happens to do the procedure required…hm. How fortunate.

A lady at work has had the lasik done. She swears by it. Best thing she ever did. I still stare at her when she’s not looking as I’m still getting used to the look of her without her glasses.

to a sizzling hot SpicyB!!

She’s a little cutie pahtootie.

*[lightly]pats Stu’s egg and Stans sperm*…yew little bewdies!!!

WOW! Stu!

#8...“old people“--check; “young people“-- can that be young-in-the-head?

#14...but I lurve gossip--does it count if I’m not adding to it, just a casual observer of it? Ha.

#17...got that covered--plenty.

#23...that’s bloody RIGHT!

#27...oh yeah.

At this point I just agree with just about all of them…

I’ve never understood the allure of satin sheets. Gimme nice crisp cotton one’s any bloody day.

#30...one of mine also.

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